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  • Albus:

    Dad, I’m…gay.

  • Harry:

    Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.

  • Albus:

    Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.

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  • Albus:

    Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.

  • Harry:

    Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.

  • Albus:

    Dad, this response is really getting old.

  • Harry:

    TWO HEADMASTERS.

  • Albus:

    Yes, I get it, two hea—

  • Harry:

    BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.

  • Albus:

    Da—

  • Harry:

    THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.

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